WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Probably being rocked to sleep as my mom watches Knot’s Landing. And this totally well adjusted adult stands before you, today!
Meanwhile at the Puppy Bowl, Madonna is using her gorilla arms to crack some skulls while laughing at an ASPCA commercial to warm up her vocal chords.
Last night we watched “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” in bed with the kids and my husband snuck me Oreos under the duvet (no euphemism); a seriously romantic night.
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